“a bad habit of getting very slow around the middle, almost as if they should be 3/4 episodes shorter”

Mahershala Ali IS Cottonmouth. You’re thinking of Diamondback.

You write as though the point of a journey is to get to the end as quickly as possible.

I don’t think so, since the realisation that Trish is Jessica’s only family is what STOPS her from killing Trish.

You misstate the title of the episode three times.

I’m sorry, but those action figures he’s holding don’t look anything like him. They look more like Silver Surfer action figures that were remaindered because they were the wrong colour.

I think you’re confusing the tv show with the comic books.

Argh, I mean nomen omen.

The author is named Kibblesmith? Wow, omen omen.

The author is named Kibblesmith? Wow, omen omen.

I think 11/22/63 is my favourite. But you have to read It first.

“Fanfiction, the act of writing original stories based on someone else’s creative work”

“Exactly why he cut the straps remains unclear.”

Agents of SHIELD will acknowledge the Thanos Event. The other Marvel shows will turn out to have happened before or after it, and most people won’t remember it.

“while she’s very invested in the way the story is ‘supposed to go’, she’d much rather have you make those ‘right choices’ than have her omnipotent NPCs make those choices for you”

“DOS (Dominos Obsequious Sororium, or ‘Master Over the Slave Women’)”

Delos. Not Dellos.

Obama should slip Melania a copy of his birth certificate.

“‘dominus obsequious sororium,’ Latin for ‘master over the slave women.’”

“I like the constant presence of crows, which mostly look like puppets but which were actually mostly real ravens.”