After all, she’s a real billionaire!

Seriously, all this love he’s getting during awards season has me raging, and to me “settled” means he knows a trial would make him look horrible and he would never win so he gave them money and though it would all go away. Watching Brie Larson give him his award was the only silver lining... it made me fall in love…

I had to scroll up to look at her nose, but all I could see was the uneven powder. Nose is fine, make up needs a little work

Since tbey’re going to sell off the national parks, you could probably wipe off tables at the Grand Canyon McDonalds? But not for money. Just for room and board for the unwed and unwanted women.

I wonder, since I am unmarried and without children, will I be force-married or just shoved into the Grand Canyon??

I don’t give a flying flip about Melania as a person, but I still see no reason for the traditional duties of the First Lady to be forced on someone unsuited to that task.

It warms my heart to know that, in a few short years, it will no longer be difficult to explain why “Bati, bati,” was one of the funny arias in Don Giovanni, back when it was written.

But wait— she divested, right? So it not even her stuff? Right? Because the Trumps took care of all of their conflicts of interest.

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

It’s interesting that the person at the center of this nonsense, Ivanka, hasn’t said anything about it herself while her dad and his employees break federal laws to convince people to buy her stuff.

Agreed. I had no idea how much the operation of the White House depends on the first lady, or her staff anyway, until I saw the reports of Melania not bothering to hire anyone. Apparently there are no White House tours anymore, because that’s something that is arranged through the First Lady’s office. I always assumed…

There’s not “plenty of precedent”. In the case of bachelor or widowed President’s yes. That’s it. Even Mary Todd Lincoln’s crazy ass did the job.

Given his present attitude towards poultry, I’m going to go with no.

White House didn’t allow Trump® Gold eggs. Unfair!

He’ll tell the Turkey it’s fired, then the secret service will execute it in front of the children.

“Bunch of moochers looking for free government eggs! Sad!”

My jaw hit the floor when I learned of this. Melania may be many things, but she did not deserve that humiliation. Obama and Michelle walking her in almost made me cry. HE IS SUCH A PIG.

Only the most genetically superior turkey handpicked by Steve Bannon

I’m dying to see how these two handle all the dumb shit the POTUS and FLOTUS have to do. Is he really going to pardon a turkey?

Any Drop Dead Gorgeous reference will always get a star from me :)