Jfc, How to be Single was aggressively bad, and so much longer than it needed to be. And I actually like all the people cast but that movie was so so bad.

I pretty much honestly made this mistake.

So what’s going to be the inevitable tweet? “New Yorker lost so many subscribers, nobody reads losing magazine. Sad.” 

This lineup is basically “imagine the shittiest state fair you can think of, then think of the bands/acts they’d have on Friday/Saturday”. Sweet Jesus.

Either “man, how crazy do you have to be that even Trump won’t let you play?” Or “man, how crazy do you have to be that even Ted Nugent won’t play for you?”

Dave Lozo is my hero.

I don’t know about Dakota, but Jamie is basically nice but dim. He’s also very shy.

My friends and I drank a bottle of chardonnay each in the theater. I’m not sure I remember the ending. We stopped at our local dive bar where we continued to drink fireball shots and dance terribly. Guy walks in, and I said “him, he’s my type.” Friends all nod in agreement. I introduced myself as “a lot of people know…

Oh, it definitely is. I’ve never seen an unclothed flogger at a BDSM club or dungeon, and when I have done scenes privately the bottom being naked is part of the power exchange by increasing their vulnerability. I would say it’s way more typical for the person flogging to be clothed than not.

A guy on a first date brought me the trilogy because he knew I like to read. Thoughtful, except for the selection. I returned it with no receipt to Barnes and Noble, and they said bc I had no proof of purchase the most they could give me for the whole set was $3.90, in store credit only. I happily took it and felt the…

He’s doubling as sound man.

He’ s going to sensually swab out her large ears.

Whew, that pic is so E! Rotic! and Sexthy!

Is that a still from the movie? Because he looks like he’s not sure if that thing he’s holding is a skinny feather duster or a really big Q-tip. Isn’t he supposed to be the king of kink or something?

The last movie was so bad, the viewing I saw was basically a live MST3K, as drunk women like us mocked the shit out of the screen. I can’t recommend this enough as a way to watch this shite. Go on a Sunday afternoon and get lit up with all the other catladies. Never had so much fun at the movies in my life as the…

Looks like Jason Biggs actually

And plenty more ‘enough proof’ of his pedophilia yet folks are upset about a white guy playing him and not the fact that his perverse and criminal behavior is being dusted under the table as if it never happened. I suppose now that segment where he, Jimmy Savile and Gary Glitter do a night on the town in Vietnam is…

I would be first in line for a Stockard Channing Liz Taylor movie.

Good. Now can we work on booting Jimmy Fallon for his annoying portrayal of a talk show host?