I present to you this hot mess.

She messed with the wrong talk show host. At least Pharrell and Janelle spoke out.

Companies have been making money off of women’s stupidity and/or gullibility forever. I read beauty blogs here and want to gouge my unadorned eyes out. Sorry bitches, you can’t be all liberated and woke and also believe that rubbing boiled pig bone collagen on your face will make you look more radiant and therefore…

Where’s all the sadomasochism? You’d think the film was about tickling people in the back of crowded elevators. The trailer appears to be whitewashed of all BDSM.

I liken it to the Lena Dunham syndrome. They feel entitled to everyone’s attraction despite it not being the most flattering looks for them. But it is always YOUR problem not theirs.

“Trump Crotch” haha! I have weaned my husband from pleated khaki golf and dress pants over the past few years for this reason. He is not overweight but they are just so unflattering.

That’s what I don’t get. He seems to be vain as hell, but NOTHING about him would indicate that. His hair is a joke, his skin is unnatural, he’s overweight, and he wears terrible-fitting clothes. Or do NPDs also have a kind of body dysmorphia where they look in the mirror and see hotness where there is none?

I am always amazed at how poorly his clothes fit. I’m not shaming him for his body shape, I’m just confused. We know he’s a man who cares a lot about his image. We know he’s a man who claims to have buckets of money. Why does he always look like he’s dressed himself from the clearance rack at Sears?

Trump’s entire style is basically what someone in a trailer park imagines a rich person looks and acts like. His whole appearance and environment screams gaudy and lack of taste.

Hey everyone, look at perfect over here!

Somewhere between the new porcelain teeth, the 3rd boob job and the Thorazine “Glitter” haze, Mimi stopped exercising her chops, gave up on music, and replaced it with cleavage and shade. It’s as good as is gets.

There is something to be said about giving a fuck, even under adverse conditions.

After her Glitter debacle and losing her recording contract, Mariah famously lost it. It took her a few years to come back, and when she did, she was pretty open that the antidepressants she has to take to stabilize herself changed her voice. She blames her weight gain on her meds as well.

Or further confirmation we didn’t need that behind every show-stopping woman are a bunch of people messing up.

The only “hangover cure” I have ever believed is one I have heard twice, but never have tried, and that is a saline IV drip.

My old boss was in the Coast Guard in the early 90s. He often said that while in the Coast Guard Academy, if you partied too hard you’d hit the infirmary before PT in the morning, get an IV drip,…

It’s called a smorgasvein and it’s classy.

Hey now, you’re a hasbeen, get your game on, go play
Hey now, you’re a hasbeen, get the show on, get paid

Bono enrages me. What the fuck kind of shitheel who isn’t obliged to by a government job pals around with Henry Kissinger? Fuck him. Also fuck U2 because all the fist-pumping anthemic pablum in the world can’t make them interesting or relevant and because grown men who call themselves The Edge are pompous ding-dongs…

I believe the genre is “dad rock”. See also: Coldplay, and I guess U2 now as well.

Andrew Lloyd WEBER!