Real art takes time, son.

Wow, I guess a bunch of cute white blonde girls cant walk down the street without getting hit in the tits with a record contract.

Don’t eat radioactive waste is a diet I could totally succeed at!

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

You don’t always have to stick up for Kara, white knight. Emphasis on white.

This. Bands HAVE TO tour constantly to make a living scrape by (gigs and merch are the only ways for 99% of bands to make money anymore), but do they have to play Coachella or any other festival? Nope.

Buuuut...is their music any good?

Downtown Boys: the band for people who don’t know what’s happening in underground music but want to throw around words like important and radical.

lol

Every time someone writes latinx an angelito dies.

The idea that this was a meaningless Clasico is the dumbest take ever.

That’s fair, though I have to imagine that a) you could find some incredibly amusing statistics if you dug into the data, which would basically demonstrate that the demographic bloc most committed to preventing “socialized medicine” is the same demographic bloc that’s on Medicare, and b) you could probably also find…

This is a great post, but I still cringe when I see that 60% figure. The question was, “Is it the responsibility of the federal government to make sure that all Americans have health care coverage?” That is not the same thing as “Do you support single-payer healthcare?” (I’m not suggesting that you’re drawing that…

The problems of economic globalization is that capital is mobile. Labor, by and large, is not.

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

Um, good for you?

Roof gave up.

I couldn’t help but laugh that you (or the editor) felt the need to reassure everyone that it was an “Obama-era bill.” Lest Trump, even for a second, be tangentially linked to something positive.

Because Jezebel isn’t half as feminist as it thinks it is. The “readership” likes this garbage, so they’ll keep selling it.

Setting aside the factually sad implications of this blog post, let’s take a moment to examine your shitty writing: