And it hasn’t been their day, their week, their month,

We’re not interested... thank you so much.

I guess the new show’s always stuck in second gear.

I actually enjoyed the news segment because it was nothing but witty banter between hosts.

Chris Evans. Get the fuck off Top Gear and let Rory, Harris, Leblanc, and schmitz do shit on top gear, not banishing them to Extra Gear.

crime fanatic here, what that lawyer did is actually a pretty common technique for defense lawyers. When someone is doing too well on the witness stand the lawyer will intentionally act like an asshole so that when the jury remembers the witness on the stand, they won’t remember what they actually said but that the…

Stanhope, whose past credits include hosting Comedy Central’s The Man Show and guest appearances on The Howard Stern Show

Isn’t it bad enough that we have to hear about this election every fucking day for an entire god damn year before we get a short rest and then it’s the midterms? You really have to invent more reasons to talk about it?

Why is there alwaysone jerk who has to take any topic and make it political? Give it a fucking rest.

I was a fan of Chelsea Lately and enjoyed her drunken bitch persona. I never actually believed that she was as drunk as claimed to be. She’s obviously very savvy, levering a half hour talk show into a multimillion dollar Netflix deal that gives her creative control.

Oh it’s unquestionably an act. She is clearly a very competent businesswoman.

I kind of agree. Handler sort of thrives on the illusion that she’s barely sober enough to sit up straight, but has been on tv just about every night for years.

Really, a show like this doesn’t need a showrunner. I mean sure, it helps, but Chelsea seems like she’s got it together enough to do double duty as host and showrunner. It’s not like she is working on a fast-paced drama with a complex plot. It’s a talk show. The formula has been there since television began.

The entire town is 8 square miles (I looked it up). Traffic is terrible, but there are hundreds of members of the police force (not all on duty, but we’re not short on police) and they were in the most populated part of town. I’d bet there were ten cars within half a mile- easy.

Welp, pretty sure the only people who are getting what they wanted out of all this Depp/Heard shitpile is Vanessa Paradis and Lily-Rose Depp.

The worst part is that’s how Nick Jonas’s Tinder profile reads as well.

Yeah. This is ugly in the unfunny way.

No less pro-Depp than the commenters on the previous Jezebel article about their split.

I can't say I am shocked due to the abrupt filing after his mothers death.

And we thought it was gonna get ugly over the money. Daaaaaaamn.