Amber Rose has transformed being a famous person’s girlfriend into a career in media/entertainment. I think success stories like hers are the reason no one wants to do hard work anymore.

Fred Armisen!

Jesus, that’s policing to an extraordinary degree. Do you comment on the evident racism of every African/American, Latino, or Asian woman who hasn’t dated (sufficient) white people even though they are the vast majority of the population?

I fucking hate this dour, humorless motherfucker, his shitty novels, the glaring absence of women from his programs combined with his weird fixation on female “frauds” in pop-cookery, taking poverty-holidays and then schmoozing with Sean Penn, his notable lack of rhythm, his role in helping to push lies about…

How OKC sees Adam Silver and NBA brass

I like that Eric Andre thinks Ariana Grande even took the SATs.

Anybody else kinda burned out on Bourdain’s schtick? I liked his first few books a lot, but he seems to simply be doing the culinary version of mansplain.

I was about to say, “I DO!” but then realized that I’m not under 30.