Yeah she does...in a Jamie Curtis kinda way.

I bake “not a rapist” cookies every week and hand them out at the frat houses!! I think it’s a real deterrent! Boy does it suck to be the guy who doesn’t get his cookie that day. He will almost definitely try harder to earn one the following week. And I reward improvement too. Like I have a stash of “almost not a…

I think we’re also supposed to give credit for murdering an ex but feeling really bad about it later.

Oh I don’t know.

“It Was Never Not the 90's. (subtitle) A Tale of Ohio”

On the upside when one of those bitches tried to physically pull me out of a (Mcdonalds!) drive through window my small stature and the relative height of the window meant she couldn’t tip me over enough to get me out the window. It did not help her that I was…

If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.

You are hella cute. Don’t know if you’re a fan of the descriptor, but black hair or blonde, you’re what I imagine pixies look like.

Oh fuck me. This is the very particular brand of lower middle class white trash Ohio seems to grow like it’s the only thing our soil supports. From the hard slick back ponytails to the Midwestern mommy facebook outrager version of the “I want to talk to the manager, never mind lets beat some ass” haircut, Sams club…

you guys should give Hillary more exposure by highlighting her progressive values, such as her call for a surge in surveillance after Orlando. this country is only safe when the government can see our nude selfies; the shooter very well may have written his plans on his dick

I’m pretty sure you could not put a down payment on any house that couple would deign to live in for a mere $30K.

What an extreme waste of money. I know it’s not her fault 49 people were murdered on a different continent over the weekend, but it’s hard to reconcile such a celebration of beautiful excess with the bleak reality of the world right now. Especially in the US.

Boo hoo, maybe don’t eat that tub of Hagen Daz...

I can eat the Hagen Daz and I feel great, why should not I?

If the companies advertising department can’t get more creative than using traditionally hot bodies and general body shaMing, that’s their problem. They need to learn how to sell their product in a healthy way, which is essentially all that the UK is trying to do with the guidelines. Yes it’s harder, but um, deal with…

former FAILED Apprentice contestant Katie Hopkins

“Beach body” is one of the most offensive marketing terms directed at women with the intention of destroying their self-esteem in order to sell a product. Everyone is allowed to enjoy the beach! EVERYONE!!!! It makes me so angry that people feel ashamed, uncomfortable, judged and unsupported when they just want to go…

No one is interested in your Shatner impersonation, dude.

The lesson is that everyone has it worse than white dudes ... so they should shut up about inequality.

Jesus you use a lot of commas.

I like Trevor Noah, but his biggest obstacle is his perspective as an outsider. Stewart spent his last five or so years rallying us as dissenters of Bullshit Mountain, and he’d drummed up solidarity in how we see politics. So I doubt many of us were excited to have a host whose comedy sell is “America, what a…