Good luck proving that Elvis is dead, I saw three of him in Vegas last week.

No one ever gets kicked in the face is all you need to know. I’m talkin’ roundhouse kicks, side kicks, spin kicks, none of ‘em. Narily a karate chop. No evil twins, no amnesia story lines, no crossovers with Martial Law, nada. 

Does their Totally Expanded Universe include Totally Spies?

I always wanted Farrell as John Constantine , but I’d be happy with J’onn J’onzz

If the show gets renewed, I hope the show runners have enough of a sense of humor to have a scene of him scarfing down some oreos.

the best out-of-left-field season finale twist I’ve ever seen - and which I will not spoil here - is the one in Wayward Pines. The second season be ignored, but damn that season 1 finale paid off. highly recommend.

Nanu Nanu!

Exactly.

It’s a J’onn J’onzz series, finally.

‘”It turns out they’re all aliens who, for some reason, have settled on Earth to understand more about its people. Each one masquerades themselves in a different profession to do this.”’

It actually sounds interesting now

Apple...minus.

I agree. Thank you. 

So Brave.

I just saw this last week and it DOES end with Defying Gravity.

It’s just you.

All of that is well and good but there’s still absolutely no good reason why this should’ve been a two parter.

It looks like some brave, important casting I can tell you that much. 

Yeah, the jury’s still out on the two parter question. No matter how good it is, if part one ends with ‘Defying Gravity’, no one’s showing up for part two.

At least one of them has her thetans to blame though.