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No need to defend old, abusive, anger-issues Depp. No need to defend slimy, abusive, Musk-loving PoS Heard either. She ain’t gonna fuck your broke ass.

If it did, maybe he should see a* urologist ASAP (but at least loosen that grip, buddy)

Chet can play the SNL official cocaine dealer. 

Tom Hanks, obviously.

I could easily see an EU-like alliance between the two and the states around them, their politics differ but they still have military and economic ties. Plus I might assume Mexico factors in as an ally with both.

That headline is some flagrant false advertising. 

What if there were principled reasons to object to a third-term president, rather than merely partisan complaints that it’s not MY guy that’s the third term president?

They should all play him, like in that Bob Dylan movie where multiple actors played the singer. 

Fair enough, and I’m not disagreeing with you. I think I just kneejerked a little (which is on me) because I’ve gotten some stupid comments about myself as a queer woman (being told that queerness only exists in/for porn, that female bisexuality is made up exclusively to attract men, etc.)

I mean (speaking as a queer woman here), I’ve also met women who can’t discern between fanfiction written about fictional gay male characters, and actual living, breathing gay men. But that might be more of a fandom-brain thing.

She should go take a shit in his bed and blame it on the dog.

Both things can be true: Johnny Depp has anger issues, and Amber Heard failed to prove she was a victim of domestic violence in court.

I’m just relieved the problem involved “love” and not “bleeding.”

He should have done this in San Diego.

I’m sorry, I thought this was America.

Future showings of the film should come with a complementary Dune 2 popcorn bucket.

Interesting. However I find it hard to suspend disbelief over a secessionist Texas allying with a secessionist California, unless it’s purely because of “the enemy of my enemy is my friend”.

Kung Fu Panda 4 must have been sold out.