Well "I'm a lazybones" doesn't really play off "work out in the fields" as well, but yes, that's a good point.

I'd say there's a pretty substantial "forbid it" lobby, but if you meant nobody here then yeah, I'll agree.

I do to. But once he decides something is an issue of "political correctness"…

Perhaps HBO's solution will be to have such a person waiting in the wings of Bill Maher's show.

Oh no he said that which is forbidden! Burn him at the stake before God damns our unclean, sinful land!

Daddy, were we borne from an exploding corpse?

Okay, a couple of things:

It is so quaint that he thinks "knows fisting" is an effective insult.

You leave the muppets out of this.

Neither can contend with the fist ready mug of Ted Cruz.

How dare you trivialize a man who will one day ride the mighty moon worm! Especially after his vital work with the Vice-Presidential Action Rangers.

A practice that started when he met his childhood friend, Rando Shmalshmissian.

If only Michael Crichton was alive to write a book about this endeavor, then truly we could come full circle.

Golly, Warhol never said how much some people's 15 minutes would suck.

Too my knowledge I've actually never once heard it used. Judge me as you will.

Why can't he just say the canyon was created one day when God decided he wanted to create a beautiful canyon? That would stand up to more scientific scrutiny then his theory of 40 day flood erosion.

Matrix Reloaded would definitely get a lot more respect had the series been canceled after it and we'd all been left to think it was building to something awesome.

Good God! Is no pretentious hack director's Netflix project safe?

Floppy hats? When the McKenzies wear them, they are toques.

Oddly wonderful local classic rock DJ quote from the other day: "Well a lot of big news today, but… ah… we can still keep on rocking in the free world…. uh… for a little while at least [cue Neil Young]."