Naturally all the other Reptilians know; it's from their mother tongue.

Well ladies and gentleman, at last his true lizard name has been revealed.

I agree completely, though I was perplexed that Zowie Bowie should ever be caught directing a bland film.

The real question is why they love Resident Evil and Warcraft so much (as in, as much as the rest of the world combined). China's contribution to getting video game movies will soon rival that of German tax shelters.

Can't our Christian nation observer the sanctity of a Christmas in July sale without your secular humanist attacks?

Finally there'll be an espionage thriller about a man in a gaberdine suit with a secret bowtie camera.

And pass up a flimsy pretense for a reboot?

Not everything being about them is exactly what got them so worked up in the first place.

And storm of the stage mid-song.

He's the Dave, his brother's the Ray.

It's okay, I don't think he's Force sensitive.

Just imagine Harrison Ford giving a shit about something. Ridiculous.

A halcyon age, to be sure.

We'll see those god-damned bats soon enough.

I'd rather listen to something else.

I'd say the world is now made up entirely of irony, and we have simply lost our taste for it.

Truly it is time that late night return to the refined masturbating bear sketches of yesteryear.

"The first film of the modern superhero era to feature both a female protagonist and a female director…"

Trump's a con artist!? So I don't own the Brooklyn Bridge?

There is no excuse for turning down a lunch with Mark Hamill.