Of course he's been called worse. He's been called "Clumsy the Smurf".

And we enter a seventh century of them trying to censor Boccaccio. Well we definitely know which 14th century Florentine humanist was the badass. Suck it Petrarch.

All the world’s a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
But always Alex Jones plays an asshole,
For such is what is in his heart of hearts.

The very idea of 2010s Sandler saying anything with an exclamation mark-worthy level of energy is patently absurd.

It's a trap.

He's actually Andy Kaufman.

Ned Stark wakes up, and it was all a dream.

He died in a French theatre fire. They think it was arson.

He's going to have trouble finding kitchen staff who aren't assassins now.

So we now know Lando isn't Snoke. That's one down.

Yeah, why do they even need a protagonist learning to use the Force in a Star Wars movie? The next one should be about non-Jedi not joining rebellions, and staying with their happy, healthy, nuclear families. A nice little domestic drama in a galaxy far far away.

Except the part where our protagonist will spend a big chunk of the movie training with a mentor on an isolated planet. I don't think they'll let cheap shots about the last one having too many of the things people like in Star Wars movies talk them out of that.

As if any true American would want syrup sold in freedom hating metric containers.

Seriously. It's the most racist Star Wars related thing I've ever seen, and I've seen Jar Jar.

So you get us all here for a hate fest, you stoke up our hatred, and then, citing no evidence, you claim that their one awful hit song is, unlike all their pale imitations of its particular form of awfulness, "a legitimately good song," a claim which clearly runs counter to the video testimony.

"For Our Consideration" columns are traditionally set aside for random thoughts the author thinks are just too oh-so precious for their blog.

Real friends don't make friends watch Bucky Larson. This is that peer pressure you were warned of in Health class.

Super.

People can say what they will about clone troopers, at least they weren't all named Jaango Fett.

"The future of this franchise is pederasty!" said a soon to be fired and institutionalized executive.