Me when I left my ex husband: I can't do this anymore.

Bottom indeed.

This Julian Serrano is really good at twerking. Carry on, sir and madam!

If any of you haven't clicked the bottom video yet, DO.

Psht, call me when turkin' makes a comeback..

Going up, my parents were were divorced and never communicated directly. I got bounced back and forth between them a lot. Always based on what my mom needed. Fuck my social life or grades or stability. If being a parent started to get too hard, she'd ship me off to live with my grandmother or father. She'd get lonely,…

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…

"THIS is why us rubes don't mind our flyover states as much as you'd imagine..."

Sorry to hear about you being bullied.

This! This is what bothers me almost more than the actual interruption. The demand for some manners, even though it was pretty damn rude to interrupt a person who is talking to someone else in the first place. Why are manners owed from you and you alone?

This is exactly what Starling was writing about in this excellent post back in 2009, on the fabulous blog Shapely Prose (RIP Shapely Prose). She called it "Schrodinger's Rapist," and it was about precisely this phenomenon of men putting their wants and needs over those of women, even when they realized that the woman…

The other night I was outside a bar having a clearly intense conversation with my boyfriend and our friend, and this random guy comes up and starts, singing to me right in my ear. My immediate reaction was to say "NO!" loudly and clearly. And he kind of started to giggle and was like "Oh, hey, I..." and before he…

That's a really good response, actually. I may steal that. I usually do the book plus earbuds combo, not that it always works, but I try. And of course my headphones are usually off, I need to be able to hear what's going on around my in order to be safe. I do wish I had the privilege of actually being able to listen…

My brother just this last week was talking about trying to meet new ladies and said, "Sometimes I see a pretty girl on the street and I think about talking to her, but then I don't because all my friends that are girls have told me they hate that and don't feel safe." My heart grew three sizes.

This, exactly. I know myself that I'm in no way a potential rapist, but I also know that if you stand me beside an actual rapist, you will not be able to tell the difference.

Dear Single Men of (Insert Any City Here),

do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

At first I thought you were saying there is a Guitar Hero perfume. Now that would be some smelly ass-water.

It's going faster than a Jezebel writer.

Some of these numbers are really interesting. I find it fascinating that, for example, most people rejected the CIA HIV theory, even though there is a grain of truth to it. I would have very much liked it if the people running this survey had included some actually true conspiracies in the mix, like that we've engaged…