great, that can can be your obituary

This guy is having some issues. I responded to his comment where he called Lamela a “bit part player” by invoking that same phrase, and telling him he’s wrong. He responded by saying that “[l]iterally no where did I use the words “bit part player”. I said not worth the money paid for him, those are very different…

“How? Soldado cost a fuck tonne and lasted a season. Lamela is a bit part player who has never been near worth what was paid for him. And Son and Sissoko cost over £20m each and were on the bench. Literally all facts.”

So...advertising equals all the other stuff I’ve mentioned? Okay.

Couldn’t be more wrong about Lamela, he is a crucial part of this team.

Well, you’re 1 for 4. So can also point out you’re an idiot.

As Football365 points out, the starting XIs of the top six teams this weekend included 30 players purchased for more than £15 million; meanwhile, not a single one of Tottenham’s starters cost that much.

Because White Hart Lane is 118 years old.

Because in the Premier League, the game experience is much more focused on, y’know, the game than all the other crap we focus on at American sporting events.

“Sites like this” with a link...nice attempt at a side-step. You guys love the Bennett’s (as well you should) until they give a reporter a hard time. And why? Because “journalist union”?

Yup. But keep devaluing education, America!

Do note that out of the top 15, all but two are blue states. And the two red states in there have like 300 students between them.

Education spending per student:

Isn’t “pissing all over The Concourse” what Hamilton Nolan does every week?

I certainly prefer him to the new, official, national clown that we chose on November 8th.

Kind of surprising that the Maracana is already falling in disrepair. However, the Brazilian league cannot fill up any of the stadiums and some stadiums experienced structural erosion because the bathrooms are so far away from the pitch. That’s right, fans walk to the concourse and piss.

Typical cheap shot by Pittsburgh and clueless Jim Nantz initially called it a clean hit. Dupree should have been booted.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

Look, I don’t care who you support and you probably shouldn’t give two shits about who I support, either. I’m just bored of fuckbois who show up in the comments section of *any* soccer post with some version of “LOL well [Team Y] sucks so this is all irrelevant,” and think they’re adding anything original. Be funny,…