And yet there were going to be 3 male co-stars in the show.

WTF, I thought I was getting a handy cheat sheet I could send to all my friends. Don’t got time for no video

You try to rescue them with no training, lighting or equipment. It could have been America’s Sweetheart, Jodi Sweetin down there, and she would still be dead.

I absolutely will not. How dare you.

Apparently, there is a whole lot more to than this. The yoga teachers tell the kids they are spiritual healers, tall them about what special crystals they have to wear and shit like that. Apparently the vice principal owns a crystal shop and describes herself as a crystal salesperson who is a vice principal on the…

...but did she actually change any minds? Or did she just convince a group of moms that she’s not a great person to invite to play groups? Because she’d probably get a LOT further with those women if she picked her battles like the rest of us, making the 24/7 fight less effective and therefore less admirable, in my…

Yeah, I really don’t get the snotty attitude towards Taylor on this one. She was famous - very famous - before Kanye ever grabbed the microphone from her.

Can you guys take like 5 minutes to not take a cheap shot at Taylor? I know it’s really hard (what does this company have against her anyway?) but just compliment her for an amazing speech and a well-deserved win and move on.

Exactly what I was thinking. Personal feelings about TSwift aside, how is a woman asserting herself and taking (deserved) credit for her own accomplishments something to mock or deem “insufferable”?

I have a hard time on a feminist blog finding a way to be anything but Team Taylor on this one. She may have an incredibly planned public persona and is annoyingly twee (can we PLEASE retire #squadgoals forever ??), but Kanye is the literal worst.

You’d think Obama would have had the sense to schedule this assassination for last year.

Thank God he has avoided being casted as the following, all due out within the next three years:

When are you going to report on how Cytherea was gang-raped by three men in her house in front of her children?

I will say, Gawker writers are notoriously bad a taking any criticism (except those who work at Lifehacker), but I’ve never seen anyone lose their shit the way Jane did. And the thing is, people were fairly light and polite in their critiques of her. The baby on plane piece, people were saying things like “the floor…

Eli? Lame. Why not “Joseph,” “Straight Shooter,” “Mack” (as in, the knife) or “Nyquil”?

Robert Evans?

Well, you really can’t leave infants alone, toddlers are on a constant death march —once you have a more autonomous kid who can play alone it’s much much easier to go to the bathroom alone, but still, one bathroom and you’re going to have to pee during bathtime. To say nothing of how much time you spend with THEM in…