Totally normal behavior to pass out behind the dumpster of a frat house. In no way should society limit our right to drink ourselves into unconsciousness.

Also, don’t fucking leave your door unlocked routinely. Getting shit-faced in college is not usually an accident, btw. Locking my door is a hassle and theoretically maybe I have the right to leave it unlocked, but I still do it every day. How does being for door-locking (common sense) make you a supporter of thievery?…

So if I know where the highest-crime neighborhood area is in my city and I willingly walk through it at 3am, I’m not being negligent? In a perfect world, there would be no high-crime neighborhoods and there would be no assaults on unconscious people. Until we achieve this utopia, however, it makes sense to avoid…

So every single thing I have done that blatantly put myself at risk (due to the immoral behavior of others) is not my fault? Good to know. Next time I pass out on the sidewalk and wake up injured with no wallet, I’ll be sure to defend my God-given right to pass out on Jezebel.

For a non-expert, you have a lot of sweeping generalizations.

I see you are (apparently) an expert on exactly what happens every time a particular gender of person passes out on a lawn. Outcomes are not binary.