@HoonThatFerrari-isNowHooning a Maserati: Wasn't the last gen Comet a rebadged Maverick?

Ah...a Car from my youth! My Mom had an 84 Chevette that I would drive when I first got my license. The steering wheel is so friggin huge cause the manual steering made it impossible to turn. You looked like Dennis Conner turning a sailboat driving this thing! We had to put a 50lb bag of asphalt Dad had lying in the…

@Tossed Accord Taco Salad all over Malibu's face: This will do!

Good thing he didn't crash into a MENTOS truck!

Jill Wagner was asked by Ford executives to come and personally kill Mercury herself

@An Army Of Juan: Its designed for state DOT...more workers can go to a sight and stand around. no need to haul equipment you wont use, just orange cones

GM has small trucks on the market....just not here

Can't the doctor prescribe them something to prevent oily discharge?

@87CapriceEstate: I'm not making fun...its a true story! 2 Bloggers got the car from Chevy to do cross country drive and blog about it. We had to pick it up when they were done and found the used diaper when we got it back to our shop

What a coincidence....I once found a used adult diaper in a Chevy Aveo Press Car!......It's true!

Perfect color for Hollywood's BMW crowd. It matches their tan!

Infiniti has also applied for "The Dirty Jerz" for a line of uniquely New Jersey G's

4:44 cause I can't type

In the U.S. I'd say the Sterling 800. In fact I had a hard time even finding pics of the U.S. spec car on google!

Will I be able to buy a GITT there?

I woulda bought that lil badass Ventura that guy drove off the lot! My first car was a 77 Ventura.

Behold the Zimmer Quicksilver. The people who used to take V8 mustangs and turn them into horrid looking Auburn lookalikes decided they needed a performance car...so they started making these out of Fieros!

Wait..the UK invented something to make driving less fun? NO WAY! *Sarcasm*

Good thing the wall fell or she would be doing the marketing for this!

Dude! Woodgrain Wagoneer and it just sits? I think you are breaking 2 or 3 Jalopnik laws by doing that!