If Alfas quality could be as good as thier design, they would be GODS among men

@Ash78: I heard it was called "Girth Brooks"

@Van Sarockin: If I could borrow Kiera Knightly for about an hour, I'd have a really awesome BMW iDrive knob

@Mike the Dog: Cool! A friend tried and they said they sold out. I ordered mine like 2 weeks ago. Its....um....wordy

@X3SoB: The one pic is from a Silverado...the other really crappy car is an early 90's Nissan PickUp

I think they gave all 500 shirts away already, but hey, give it a shot. Don't understand Twitter?? Ray Wert Twitters!

Chug a beer everytime a Jalopnik writer gushes over the vette...wait, I don't want to die from Alcohol Poisoning! Since I'm the designated driver, I will only drink when all the panels fit "Flush"

Wasn't this a Hot Wheels car? no wait, I saw this on the cartoon "Mask" when I was a kid

So this is a Refresh like changing the Arm and Hammer in the Fridge is a refresh???

@badco/LoJ: The CC West Coast Edition comes with Ben Afflecks

@LucidRalphWiley: Commment of the Day if ya ask me!

Performance Saturn is alot like "Filet Mignon" flavored Ramen Noodles

Another reason to buy a Hybrid: Your VW Bus is rusty and you just can't shake the Patchouli smell....and you know it won't make to Burning Man this year, it will break down like last time and you will have to hitchhike through the desert in your Hemp sneakers and TieDye.

Ah, another car I will see driving slowly on Hollywood blvd on a Saturday night playing Balkan Disco music out the speakers! Thanks Dinan!

Here, Instant High end vehicle!

Yes, Hummer, you were BMOC back in high school! But now we are all out of college and you're still getting drunk on pabst on Saturday nights and talking about the "big play" you made Junior year that got the team into the championship. Nobody wants you anymore. The cheerleader you dated in High School is married to a…

@Bumblebee: Opposite ends of the country I think. Ah, and if Wert only knew the power I wield! HA!

I have some time to stick my head in at the ole Jalop to find 18 Corvette articles. I see things haven't changed! Hows everyone been??

@abgwin: Which one is the Omega Mu???

Cool, Cept #1 isn't really a fatty, thats Eddie Murphy from "Norbit"...Now I must go and burn out my eyes!