If we're lucky, this is one of the Bentleys that will catch on fire before they get to it in the recall!

Does it say "Nerd" on the side of that thing?????

Best show idea EVER! I'd so go to this!

Cmon...I can always turn the beetle into a dune buggy/sandrail/beetlmino. But the Pug??? Thats french Hell with Hillbilly Redneck hell thrown in! Its like Alabama singing in Frech...WHY? and WTF??

I'd love to take this around B'Ham in the spring....except when them damn stinky pear trees are in bloom! Smells like Dead rotting ASS all over town! (Kinda like Newark all year)

$80,000 for the Rover, $420,000 for the Dubai #9 plate it came with!

@Mad_Science: -10, its a slushbox! Plus, I have $5 bucks she didn't even know what the hell that car was till someone from G4 explained it to her.

@acidic: Huh? Where is MY disposable income then???? *Did I just out myself as a total geek?*

@Ash78: Agreed! Its G4 so they assume its nothing but geeks who never get a date watching...and if that is true, why promote a Challenger on the damn show????

"Pardon me, do you have any grey Poupon for these brats I'm grilling on the melted flaming frame of what was once my $386,000 GT Speed?"

BMW's new X-Wave.......Cause iDrive was not frustrating enough!

What? He passed up a Hottie who can drive stick? He IS an idiot!!!!!!

Wait, does this mean the candidate with the biggest roof wing wins???

MEH, The speculators will find ANY excuse to rase the price of oil...Refinery burns....Possible hurricane in the gulf...Nigerian rebels sent a letter threatening to blow up pipelines (Seriously?).....Lyndsay Lohan spilled 2 gallons while trying to fill her SLK Convertible drunk after an all night coke/pot/tequila/In…

We are so quick to say "Kill it" round here! (Heck, lord knows I don't understand the existence of Mercury). Then a few months later we're all here whining..."Eh, I miss Oldsmobile....Eh....Why did they kill off Plymouth?..." Its a fair question, but one a Jalop will never be happy with! (The true answer is to make…

@The Uncle_Bo 500: I'm totally miffed I missed out on this "Easy Sex" you speak of! SHEESH!

You think Rick sits at the end of his bed in a bathrobe and tells his wife that eventually she is gonna get some...and when she does its gonna be SO good...but until then......

"which changes the gauge cluster illumination from white to red for when you get... angry?" So basically it stays red all the time over the pain and disgust of owning an underpowered GM Sedan?????

Since the Malibu Hybrid is basically the same car, doesn't this also affect that car to???

Will it have a neat button to disable the fucking thing????