87% think Heidi should break up with Spenser

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: PVC Testicles are the new Mistletoe!

"The guide to high fat snacks to eat while you watch video of the GT-R trouncing the Corvette at The Nürburgring" Brought to you by Nissan and Frito-Lay

We have good news Maam! First, we used your camera to get the plate of the buss that hit you......and we saved your right arm...Where would you like your arm sent??

@boosted-lego-wagon: That, My Friend, is my nomination for COTD!

I'm waiting for the "More Jalopnik-Approved Home Decorating Tips: Body parts from Dead Hookers found in trunks" post before I comment

Can we have Volvo day here at the Jalop???

I walk out into my Fantasy Garage. If I was going to go through the canyon to the Valley, I'd be starting the Fairlady 240Z...If I needed to pick up some folks, I'd grab the Citroen SM...but this will be a straight shot down to San Diego..So I'm taking the Volvo P1800 and then.......I wake up to choppers flying over…

@1300ccsoffury: Wehave membership cards??? All I ever got was a $5 off coupon to "Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles"

@stuntpuppy: Well, If I had all that cash, I'd buy pristine pieces of machinery....I'd also hoon a brand new Z06..after I cut a hood window out of it with a reciprocating saw...but thats just me

@akirachan: "Okay, I got this Porsche on the left side.......166....167...C'mon...I so got this...BILLY!! Billy, did you spill ketchup on Daddy's leather seats???? No No, don't cry! Theres no crying in racing!.....Honey, will you whipe that ketchup up while I smoke this carrera?.....178...179...I SO got this guy!"

@Kelly: I like his Modded Toronado as well.

@stuntpuppy: No one at Nissan told him to dog it. He kept it down cause they were filming on city streets, not a closed course. Jay kept that car for a few days afterwards....If you like, I can check the recorded telemetry on it to see how fast he went.

Eugene would drive an $816 a month 2007 Mercury Mariner Hybrid

@Spideyrex: Yeah, outside of the hotel. I didn't put the plate to the movie till I got back to L.A.

Last time my Buddy drank Absinthe, the next day he bought a Ford Focus.......That scared me enough to stay away from it

The 240Z was a wonderful car....would love to have one. Same time, I like the current Z as well and can't wait to try out the 370Z this fall.

The reason I love Jalopnik is pretty simple. I LOVE cars...I work with em all day long and what I do gets to be pretty stressful at times. Jalop is my 2 minutes of stress relief every now and then at work to keep me from going insane. Sometimes I'm zipping out comments and getting back to the hellfire very quickly…

Al, Great job...But I have to believe we will allow pyrrhonism, or else the comments will get really boring.

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