@mattEGTx: I remember 4 people who had them because they made them in the town I lived in in New Jersey growing up, Edison. Everyone of them eventually lost their paint and sagged until they fell off. When I was in school, my dad worked at an Ice cream bag plant. When kids asked what my Dad did, I joked that he made…

Ahhhh, so make the ugly girl really smart! (Marry her then sleep with her hot sister, the M3)

Escorts were mostly made in New Jersey.One of its biggest weaknesses (Besides its utter lameness) is its bumpers......Covers will be gone cause they were basically cardboard...and nothing will be protecting the radiator except a thin sheet of easily piercable steel.

Narnia 3: Tokyo Drift

WOW! Thanks so much! This is my second....is it like SNL that after seven, I get a key to the secret lounge and a smoking jacket??????

I'm all for the Little Ceasar's twofer of Jeeps! Double the headache, double the fun!

Tis really is a step up from the Suzuki X90s I've seen them in!

Number one car jack deterrent: Buick with Janet Reno in it

Can we get a Jalop screening of "Devil at your Heels" anytime soon??

A Lincoln??? Wasn't there anything more aerodynamic back in 79???? Maybe a 77 Monza or Sumtin??

23 new models....none of which are survivable in a 25mph head on crash.

When does the 40 inch DONK version come out???

Why I LOVE Jalopnik.....that we can make all these comments on a Buick thread which has nothing to do with a Buick!

Yeah, this will get ALL the ladies!

@graverobber- Same great taste, new low price!: NoNo, I think she WAS a Commando!

@screamingbluemessiah: I don't want to ask WHY you googled that

Well, lets see....Boat Marker light, Parking Brake still works....Black Cali Plate.....I like this ALOT!

Matt, is Mercury still on your list??? Or does Jill have to get Medieval on your ass??

505??? If anyone has ever tried to fix one of these, they would know to call it a 666

Everyone else seems to in this town, but not me...a 4x4 off road package Xterra comes and goes like the wind in hollywood