Lutzes?

Why does this remind me of my divorce????

I set up an entire dinner for one on the hood of a guys crappy Buick GTX complete with lit candleobra, tablecloth, the whole shebang....the joke was NO woman would ever go on a date with him in that chunk....so he was doomed to eat alone.......good times!

@Kelly: Then why am I finding this stuf:

I'm all over that Chrysler...cept it looks more like a DeSoto....The Chrysler had Quad headlamps...this looks like it has duals. And Yes, Christine was a 58. But I'd still totally pin Buddy Reperton into a brick wall with this limo once done!

@rognbrow: UGH! I'll wait for the Micra GT-R twin turbo thank you!

@Tomsk: I wonder if they can get Dick Trickle to come out of retirement to drive for DONG. Here is their F1 Entry:

We had the smoke screen jeep, The Scuba car, now the retractable studs....But where is the flying Matador???

Is that guy getting a ticket for driving a car that looks like a 1978 Chevette?????

WWTJD??? (What would the Joker Drive)

@NatefromOgden: Thanks for the advice nate, but I would stay quiet about your kid as letting him drive a Tracker may be construed as Child Abuse in some states!

@PhoneticLorin: Well, if it was Megan Fox in her underwear hitchhiking, I'll take that distraction!

So basically, they would stay a solid color in L.A. during rush hour

I heard a rumor that DONG is so HUGE, They put WANG, SCHLONG, FLESHPOLE all out of Business! Way to shove it DEEP into the competition, DONG!

So...lap belts+steel dash+head on collision= Loads of reconstructive surgery fun!

Don't peeps know there is a great GM V8 conversion kit avail for Jags to drop a 350 into em....all the jag looks without the headache of a brittish oil sieve in your driveway!

@ShastaMcNasty: WOOHOO! Bring on the Killdozer!

See what happens when you drive a custon 67 Camaro WITHOUT a Mullet!