@estern: Yeah, but are the "smart" branded panties??? I bet Ferrari has a a set of Rosso Corsa thongs for sale....unfortunately, they are probably for men!

So a good QOTD should be to come up with Auto Branded items like Ssanyong Ugly Stick or a BMW Douche.

The NISSAN Car logo Derrived from an Employee leaving his coffee cup on some Nissan Letter head leaving a round stain around the word Nissan.

UGH! Excuse my Double Comment. Very Sorry!

They have stores! There is a Ferrari store in teh Beverly Center in the Slummy part of B-Hills. They sell everything Ferrari except for Ferraris! I'm holding out for my Ferrari Branded "Auto Suck" in Rosso Corsa!

Heck, they have stores! There is A Ferrari Store in the Beverly Center in the slummy part of B-Hills. They sell everything Ferrari....cept for actual Ferraris. I'm holding out for my special branded Auto Suck in Rosso Corsa.

Nice to know Chris Bangle has a fall back company to go to!

@Beluga:

Did you see that Blonde trying to get those legs in that lil thing.

Didn't Herbie the Love Bug have a massive Hard on for a 70's Lancia???? What kind of Bizarre offspring would that have created???

Yeah, but how good is it at getting airborne off of runways??

Dear Oscar Attendees,

I had a 2 door 1999 Jeep Cherokee with a 6cyl motor. It was green and the paint was coming off. My Parents hated the car....Girls ran away from it...It was stolen because the door lock was located right under the little triangle window on the door...break that and off you went. Was stolen twice...recovered twice so I…

I didn't know officer Dangle Transferred to Michigan

This is VERY Dirty Harry! LOVE IT!

Everytime I look at the new Ford truck noses all I can think is...LEGO

@Solo_Racer: Farmer Ted AMH....or Jim the Bully AMH?????

@Preferredcustomer: Luckily for Virginians everywhere, Ford never made a Probe in 1969

@rpm968: I'd be willing to recreate that moment with Scarlett Johansson in the back of a Mini Cooper

"Jalopnik Unveils what its writers plan to eat prior to going to the NY auto show. Autoworld stunned that Wert didn't order a knish with his kraut and mustard dog!!!!!"