@LTDScott: Hey, thats the prettiest front end the FORD designers could make with the lego blocks they had!

If the Viper had a Hood Window it would still be alive!

1990 Isuzu Trooper

I got a Versa almost loaded for $18,495

I went for the 308/Lotus Combo Platter! Who needs a windshield! I'm already on my way to Steve and Barry's for a hawaiian shirt and short short white shorts Magnum PI style!

They put "Grettle's" out of business!

"Your BMW M5 is speeding down John Travolta's runway......sent from The Tracer's Blackberry at 22:15"

At least it will look good the 735,837,982,775,289,352,895,427 time XM plays Coldplay.

@Citizen Braff: COTD!!!!

What about Bruce Vilanch???? He would love the gig cause he could come in to do voice work in an extra small "Surfs up" T-Shirt

Resuscitator box is another name for Pamela Anderson.

step one: get Alton F650

"Mel Torme he is not!"

Possible names for new rebadged VW's:

@goatrope: Even Better, a Cadi badged Aveo! The ATS 5!!!!

Weird and Sublime??? How abour resurecting the DeSoto Badge and sell rebadged Peugeots here in the states as DeSotos???

NO!

@Charles_Barrett: OMG! Idea of the year! Instead of truck nuts...."Livestrong" Bike Nuts.....all goes to charity and one lucky person will actually get Lances nuts! Livestrong!

That really is SWEET! I'll take it!

Here is a good question for all of the auto writers. Can you guys write off business miles and gas on your taxes??? you get a car free for a week to write about....so can you write off the gas you put in tthat car??? I don't think you can write off the miles cause its not YOUR car, but have you at least tried??