If Chronic Lyme Disease is a real thing, why do only rich white ladies get it? Why don’t their gardeners and horse groomers ever come down with it?

How about the “gluten sensitive” people? Medical science suggests you either have celiac disease or you don’t, and everyone who avoids bread and pastry but enthusiastically ingests beer and soy sauce is fooling themselves.

I think if left untreated it can eventually cause neurological issues that cause weird behaviour. But I also think that’s pretty uncommon, but a pretty good retroactive excuse for anyone who was ever on reality TV show when they were younger: “Ummm.... I wasn’t a ridiculous asshole - it was Lyme disease.”

grabbed a silver tray off a table

Yes. Mainly because that’s completely and obviously different.

RIP all the regional chains bought out by Macy’s, honestly

Yeah but the Appleton Bath & Body Works is full of liars

It makes you wonder what things that we think of as futuristic and good now will ultimately turn out to be moldering dystopian horrors that we tear down or abandon as fast as we can?

I mean, other than the Internet.

I’d love to hear what Prince Phillip has to say about these pics, I bet it’s fucking hilarious.

I mean, it seems like the creators of button-down shirts haven’t figured out how breasts work AT ALL, regardless of size. I’ve been a 34B and I’ve been a 38D and I’ve never had a shirt that didn’t have boob-button-gap.

I guess that's better than wearing Huskeroos or shopping at the Hefty Hideaway.

I once downed a bottle of aspirin as a teenager. Woke up with deafening ringing in my ears for days, and still hear the ringing when it’s quiet enough. I still CANNOT believe my doctor and parents didn’t respond to this cry for help when I went in for the ear-ringing and told him about all the aspirin (after he asked…

Side PSA: if someone you know is drinking and talking about ending their life with Tylenol, it is not a joke and needs to be taken incredibly seriously. As few as six Tylenol combined with alcohol is as dangerous a suicide method as walking into highway traffic. It is highly lethal and exceptionally dangerous.