Carl's story is a satire of wiggerness. There's nothing offensive about the portrayal of people in it unless you're one of the people who don't understand satire. And in that case, I'm beyond offering help. It's been a long 17 years.

Oh please. Fiona cheated on her 2 day husband during a 12 second kitchen sex crying session with her former love who disappeared presumed dead over a year ago. Keep your fainting couch in storage for something that deserves it.

Evictions come from the local government. And it's probably due to the tent city of undocumented immigrants in the back yard.

So catchy it's almost like the melody was stolen from a highly popular song…. Hmmm…..

Holy shit, doesn't that movie also star Jimmy?

She didn't "hop into bed" with other men. She had sex for 12 seconds while crying with the man she loved who disappeared presumed dead. That's it.

One and a half times? From what I remember, she let Jimmy insider her for about 30 seconds before crying and pushing him away.

No they don't. Lip probably walks past 100 men and women a day who don't want to mentor/bang him. Those people just naturally don't become characters on the show.

How much ink does the internet need to spill explaining the difference between racism and satire of racism? (Or homophobia, for that matter)

It could possibly be how he's a 6'4 260 pound 35 year old looking murderer.

How is anyone confused by the hashtags? That's a "thing" people do. People who've never once used Twitter and never will. I've never used Twitter in my life and I told my cousin to hashtaggofuckhimself last week in a text message.

Did it take a lot of work to purposely misunderstand that?

Well you know he's roller coastered between fat and jacked the whole series right? In season 2 he was at least 30% body fat, and in season 6 he's back down to probably 12%.

This kind of logic could explain external inconsistency, but not internal inconsistency.

I'm confused… Lip is a freshman right? Second semester? Or at most a sophomore. What is he doing in front of a class??

You'd like to see it at fraternity parties in southern state universities?

I'll refer you to a line from Harold & Kumar:
"Dude, they're not scary 'cause they're black, they're scary 'cause they're scary."

I was mocking hipsters before it was cool.

You mean Kate.

There's tens of thousands of them in every state.