This one made me laugh the hardest! Poor Jet Li!

He who eats cookies in bed is in for a crummy night.

“He who farts in church sits in his own pew.”

My favorite thing to do at Halloween is mess with adults who take their costumes way too seriously:

“Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”

After your last image, I... I have to post this:

I believe I can fly.... I believe I can touch the sky... I think about it every night and day... Spread my wings and fly away...

Well...they started with an ugly car, then morphed it into an ugly “coupe".

Hahahaha. Very funny Subaru. What does it actually look like?

I’m a sucker for this style of nose...

Vagina air vents???? Do the manufacturers at Bugatti swim in that much poon so often they had to sculpt it in a supecar??

You lose.

This is the closest ford ever came to a good looking ranchero. The el Camino on the other hand always had a much more proportional style even the “ugly” 70's years.

The enemy of my enemy and all that.

And then Marvel crossed over with Capcom and they fought the exact same thing.