Good job on not going for the easy low hanging fruit like most have.
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Best way to come down, take a nap in a quite room or with some soothing music
HodOREO.
Bad take: isn’t this your fault, too? You wanted a Supra, badly. You wanted the ultimate Toyota tuner-sports car, the follow-up to the revered JZA80. You wanted something that can equal it, maybe even surpass it. You wanted the 2JZ engine. You bugged them for god knows how long. You saw all the SUpra builds. You got…
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Nice! I say their first three games are played against the Canadiens to see who really won the 1919 Stanley Cup. Influenza be damned!
“So what if they never go rock crawling? So what if they never go off road?”
What a grisly discovery.
Exactly what is food stamp money? You’ve shaded yourself into darkness with your ignorance.
You’re right. I’m sure he did that Nike campaign gratis.
(And by the way, don’t worry: You don’t sound racist at all.)
I will say, I’ve been watching Jeopardy on Netflix, and it is really satisfying when Alex Trebek says they have to go to commercial, and then you don’t have to watch a commercial.
“Well, I believe in the soul, the knob, the quim, the swell of a bird’s arse, the curling free kick, bangers and mash, brown ale, that the novels of Jane Austen are self-indulgent poorly-edited bunk. I believe Jack the Ripper never left a note. I believe their ought to be an Act of Parliament outlawing Omniturf and…
In the Southern Hemisphere you have to put the toppings below the dog because of the Coriolis Effect. That’s just science.
Sweet a truck with a bed just big enough to hold my protein supplements and gallon jug of water!
The best non-stick pan is a well-seasoned and maintained cast iron pan.
I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.
I was going to say that this was Tom Cruises’ last great movie, but that’s actually probably Collateral in 2004.
Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.
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At least post a REAL samurai.