Dishonour Among Thieves?

I'll just toss down this ear-worm and run for the door.

Can I come work at your place? I have a fan aimed me every workday hour - all winter and summer - because this place is heated to like 80F - and still people complain that it's cold.

Oh hell just use a PNG and get on with it. HA!

Well, *I* thought "Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo" was a stunning treatise on the alienation caused by disproportionate wealth in late-20th century Europe.

But there's a special section of Hell set up for people who say "Joo-ree"

Exactly, that's why they say "even when the sign is unlit, please wear the belt when seated."

Agreed - the "g" comes from "graphic" & we don't pronounce "gift" as "jift", you and I are right and their arguments are invalid.

They're aliens from another reality come to watch our futures end.

Way to give away the trade secrets, Esther.

Silly, it attacks me because the electric toothbrush hired it. Make it look like an accident, it said. People slip, fall and die in the tub ALL the time, it said.

I expected Picard to turn and say "I TOLD you to go before we left."

Are we related? HA!

Ok, confession time. When I was growing up the dishwasher was Mom, Dad, my older siblings and, when I could stand reliably on a chair and not fall, me. Living on my own and after getting married, the various apartments didn't have one either.

Truer words...

Hee hee hee. You wrote "bosum".

Nic gonna keep making disaster flicks until he gets it right.

This happens to my other half all the freaking time.

What?

Kinja Burp!!!