The "frustrated because he doesn't know what to do with the unclean spoon" was priceless. Hey, guys, next time film that in black and white for that authentic TV realness.

We accidentally stayed at a Hampton Inn (because I didn't realize it was a "business hotel") and it was just the best - and cheap. As others have said, a little out of city center but nice, clean room, no extra fees, free wired AND wifi internet. (We always bring a mini-router and turn the wired into secured,…

I've got the app and i'll give this a shot - didn't think to try freezing things.

Anyone know if there's something similar for Android? I've got a knock-off Chinese phone that could use a little wiggle room in the system area.

The one and only acceptable lie on a resume is in the "by omission" category.

Our chief concern is how the, now, 2nd generation of the Keurig machines got brought into the mix.

This IS tremendously clever - I'd suggest it at my workplace but they replaced coffee-makers with those god-awful pod things.

Don't forget to mute your mic so, if you accidentally spill a water bottle while moving it out of the way, you don't yell "Oh SHIT!!" into the teleconference. {blushing} Just sayin'

It was a meter of sorts that would be added to their delivery vehicles to track certain metrics. The production version (system and meters) they purchased used satellite communications so I spent a good deal of time on their corp HQ's roof doing further proof of concepts. I found out years later the CEO didn't…

Ah the "Let's see if THIS works" rule! That's how I live. I spent a rockin' 7 years as a consultant with a company where the "on the floor" corporate culture was "run from side projects!!!" while the management group almost BEGGED people to think like that.

We have a variant of it - a little extra each day the 1st week and one day off every 2nd week (ie every 2nd Fri off - you choose the day but you're stuck with it.)

Ahh, Dalhousie Univ - my alma mater. Go Tigers!

I know, it freaks me out I was just pulling together a business model for an after hours thing this morning.

"Only 2 bolts left over - that's better than the last one!"

I'm a gay man in my early 50's and even I thought - "Oh, buddy, friends don't let friends live STUNNED."

About 100 years ago, I got my first IT job - junior programmer for the university I was attending at the time. I started on a Wednesday and the lead, Dave, spend Wed-Fri showing me where the sources were located, how compiles were done, how to do the paperwork to promote the production, the usual stuff.

By popular request I should probably have the world's first "open casket cremation."

When I get a 'sent from my ....' message, that person gets classified with people who's phone beep each time they key a letter into a text message: semi-literates who simply just don't know how to turn them off.

Well now I can't. HA!

I've been using this technique for quite a while. A few sites (and my job's network security) need a cap or two and a number or two. I usually use a rule like "cap each word and the 1st vowel of 2nd word is a number" giving me something like: "GreasedD1rtyMemories"