OH I AM SO SORRY, I meant to write you didn't have to pinch at all!!! I looked back and my writing was unclear. I meant scoop her up with your fingers under her ribcage. This is my bad and I'm very very sorry. Glad it worked out though. Younger kittens really seem to respond to the time-out.

In fairness, it's hardly limited to Apple. "HP Quality Centre" defect management only works in IE. Of course, "QC" is a piece of shit so maybe it just wants to be ironic.

I've had limited success faking people out - sitting somewhere I'd consider "2nd best" and the second the lights go down for the trailers, getting up and moving. But, ya know, those late comers... sigh.

I slipped my hands around and under his ribcage (sort of like lifting a child up under the arms) and lifted from there with his back legs dangling. He wasnt pleased being suspended like that - it was for like 30secs while I walked to him to the bathroom - but I guess that's part of the point. As for "growling" I…

OK, this is gonna sound f***ed up but here goes: when a kitten displeases momma-cat, she picks it up by the back of the neck and kinda-of growls while she sets the kitten aside from the others - a kitty time-out.

(sigh) OK, OK, I'll check the storage closet. I'm pretty sure I saw it under that big package of toilet-paper I got a Costco. Geezz

I was born and raised in English Canada and choosing a seat in a movie theatre follows a formula I'm sure is used in the US as well:

PS What's up with the comments? Or did those 120 Greasemonkey scripts I run become self-aware?

Well, Jason and Sookie don't get eaten by Russell - and that super-whammy Jason got from the TV version of Irene Cara seems to have had a lasting effect. Interesting.

Geez, they should have made it bluetooth and let the keys just whack a panel inside the typewriter itself. If the dock goes slightly out of alignment, it'll just stop working.

Can we arrange for a very long wooden stake that "accidentally" gets both Bill and Russell at the same time? Please.

Cat's eye view.

Sort of off-topic but I'll be way to the right and out of the way: In the image that shows butt-wipes "comment" (humph) there were stars to the right of his id? Is that new/beta/not available the average Joe?

Yeah well Carl's got an enchanted jockstrap!

More python pictures? Sweet Leapin Dinah in a Chevette the cover photo on the video won't let me sleep tonight!

Also, in France he had dozens of big burly brothers willing to cut just about anyone to get what he wanted but so far Brother Data's been a solo act - one whose shadow on the door harkened back to "The Exorcist" artwork. Hmmmmmm

I'm there with you - I'm about to start a 3rd trip through the book. Got to say Hanks as Zachry stunned me a little - I'd "seen" him as very young (late teens or a little more) while reading.

Zombie-Raptor!!!!

I've been doing a variant of this every morning for years - except it's a 40min walk and... the best part ... my gym in one-block from the office. A quick set of weights, a quick swim, a shower and I'm at work fresh as a daisy. 2nd best part - my gym has a towel service in the membership. No towels to carry and…

I've always felt we should give the RIAA something to think about by organizing a "Zero Box-Office Weekend" - imagine if a couple of block-busters opened and the gross for the weekend was... a hundred grand.