One of the twists will obviously be that one or more people are not actually virgins (“self-proclaimed” LMAO). Bonus points if two non-virgins hook up with each other and then act all mad about the deceit of the other.

Finally a reality show for me! Uh.. I mean, a friend I know...

Marvel: We’re going to stop diluting our brand with a bunch of ancillary shows.

My theory has been that the hotel failed because its target customers — well off tech bros who love Star Wars — were disproportionately likely to find the in-person roleplaying elements to be deeply socially uncomfortable.

One of the many highlights: the hotel rooms, for a thousands of dollars per day experience, did not provide fully-paid Disney+ access.

What Stewart seems to be overlooking, maybe intentionally, is that cancel culture is often a set of norms enforced by a particular community, with violators chiefly punished by that community. So yes, many Republicans are clearly afraid to cross Trump because they operate in ecosystems that mostly consist of…

The people who built the Portal: “We certainly expected more decency, morality and self control from the residents of (looks at notes) Downtown Manhattan and Dublin.”

to a nearly 10-minute standing ovation

Dale gets hospitalized for overexposure to old, highly toxic pesticide (“The government won’t let you make it anymore. That’s how you know it’s good.”) that he found when working in a disused section of the military base where Bill’s an Army barber, comes out with damaged vocal chords and maybe a few new personality…

The MVP is Kenan. It’s always Kenan.

SNL’s biggest problem now is the size of the roster. Lorne Michaels needs to trim it down to 10-12 players and let them grow some chemistry together.

Pretending to be too enlightened for bullshit clickbait in the midst of vomiting out precisely said form of bullshit clickbait is, sadly, the entire operating procedure of this witless contemporary version of AVClub.

It’s truly satisfying to see someone who is such a piece of shit getting caught redhanded after so righteously claiming their innocence. 

It’s an interesting idea, for sure, but once you have George Lucas involved with the script, you know it won’t be executed well. The man can do great world-building, like James Cameron in Avatar, or JK Rowling for Harry Potter, but after that it’s pretty crap.

Trade negotiations? Could be interesting....

“Charlyne Yi Alleges Emotional Assault On AV Club Message Board”

Honestly it happens to Yi so much that I wonder if they are in the wrong line of work.  

Brutal to have to read an article referring to one person as “they” multiple times.

An ugly truth of “millennial-hood” is that identity+victim status (real or imagined) = unconditional positive attention at minimum and in the best cases fame and prestige. It was something pretty overlooked by the activist set in not understanding what jussie smollett had to gain from faking a racial assault

How is they still getting work?

I was just going to say, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any story involving this woman which hasn’t been about her claiming something horrible happened to her behind the scenes.