My favorite so far.

Can I play?

“When I said that you’re gonna burn bridges, this wasn’t quite what I had in mind.”

Am I doing this right?

This count?

Who needs a pickup when you have a wheelchair access van!

I have a fascination with #vanlife, full time RVing, overlanding, ect ect. and one common denominator I’ve noticed is how damn much money people ask for stuff like this. Considering how little it would cost to buy a clean Econoline and retrofit it with a few amenities, it makes me wonder if there’s any money ready to…

there is a dirty movie in there somewhere...

How come when I click on the Toad GIF it takes me right to the Amazon “One Click, Buy a Case” Page?

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

I mean seriously, what can’t this thing do?

“WD-40? Never heard of it.”

Oh, and again, you do not have to buy the stuff.

Likely story. Jason - and all of Jalopnik - has been in the pocket of Big Otter Jizz for years now.

Not the only confusing part - the Ecosport is not particularly economical, nor is it sporty.

Don’t forget the Ford Tudor

I want that Mazda to be called The Zoom Zoom now...

Lukewarm take: Convertibles are better at night than during the day — Sweating into one’s leather seats, being on perpetual display, and skin cancer (an actual epidemic) kinda suck. But a warm/coolish night? So fun.

“To protect you from what’s coming...”

Who would have thought, BTTF 2 had the right idea but the wrong franchise.