It’s assault, whether it’s perpetrated by Lena Dunham or Al Franken.

Lena Dunham tried to french kiss an unamused Brad Pitt.

Anyone else notice there’s not a single book in their house? Not even a coffee table book. 

I know they’ve already shot a lot of the upcoming season. After all, we need to see Jax and Brittany’s wedding. That house was professionally decorated. All Variety’s people had to do was get rid of Jax’s nudie mags and protein powder. Probably had to clear Brittany’s hair extensions and their little dogs’ mess, too.…

I'm still not clear who these people are, but I am certain that's not a fedora; it's a Panama hat.

It’s really ok. I’ll be downstairs making dinner. Come down and eat something when you’re ready. ;)

There has to be a place for people who wanted kids, never had them but don't have the energy for actual children anymore. Far too many people spend the holidays alone. I think this is more doable than it sounds. It'd be kinda like a mentorship which there are lots of programs to make happen. 

Oh my gooooooodddd Vienetta.

Wellllll... in that case, you might need to help with the clean up and calling insurance. And then we could go out for ice cream.

Wow. I never realized that until now. I forgot he was in the movie. Sean Penn can make it, but Nicolas Cage can’t?

VIENETTA, i forgot about that ice cream crunch heaven...cake? loaf? 

I actually spent some time searching for Vienetta just last week!

That stuff was so good.

I relate to this. I hope you find that feeling you seek. 

Hey, I really want that, too... so maybe we could be “family” together if you want.

Meh.

I want to play the Floor is Made of Lava with 50 other people in an Ikea.

Oh god i miss vienetta.

Stacy, played by Jennifer Jason Leigh, becomes pregnant during sex with Robert Romanus’s sleazeball Mike Damone, and...