I remember an episode of Bones (stay with me, it’s relevant) where she was consulting with someone in medicine and she corrected the “Ms.” honorific to “Dr.”, and the medical doctor tilted his head, looked at her like a she was a puppy and said “aw... Ph?”  

We should start a terrible band called “My So-Called Peers” that defines itself by arguing over lyrics and never plays a single show before dramatically breaking up via completely unnecessary yet drama filled self aggrandizing and very serious conflicting press releases

The first time I heard “Generation Catalano” I choked on my drink, I’m so glad it’s sort-of catching on-ish.  My So-Called Peers.

“Doormats are welcoming. I’m here to work.”

Wait is Hillary cigarettes

Yep. Been no contact with my mother and her side of the family for 15 years. Anyone trying to pressure you into spending time with people you don’t like, is not someone worth your effort. You’re an adult (I assume) and you can do whatever the fuck you want. Your aunt is bored. You’re not hurting anyone by refusing to…

I am truly losing my mind over this - was it near Djedjedale and Dorale? Was it Adda Dorale? Or was it on the other side, near the airport and that totally unsuspicious island with nothing on it? I initially googled to admire the photos of abandoned things, which I enjoy doing (why else would I do that), and then…

Exhibit A: Jesus Christ Superstar. Exhibit B: Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. Can someone not Kanye please do a hip-hop mash-up treatment on these evidences? ... please?

Given the number of times I’ve seen it (pre-streaming, this was my bedtime movie), I’m relatively certain I’m immortal by now.

I prefer “Stupid Thanos”

“Bad art is more beautiful than good art, because it documents human failure.”  - Stay

Arsenic is “natural” 

Noah’s phone call didn’t get picked up and a message was left on her answering machine. AND SHE DELETED THE EVIDENCE. She’s the worst reporter ever. Also, you don’t only have to get someone else to watch the movie to survive, you have to make a copy.  I’ve seen this movie a few too many times.

I was going for more of a “Yosemite Sam” vibe with the racknfrackn

DEMON-RATS

I can recommend an excellent, female, unobtrusive, super chill and affordable photographer that loves to travel, if you’d like.  All the best, and congratulations.  :)

Yes, I’m certain he’s never been accused of genius.

While I agree with you that it was The Worst Possible Costume Decision, wasn’t the theme of the party “villains” or some such? I’m not excusing it, just potential context that he didn’t simply decide to “Nazi, but Make It Royal”...? Maybe? I want people to be good. :-/

No that was Owen

I thought it was “Dunder Jeans” and just figured it was some fashion thing I didn’t know about.