He pushed the Edge. I’ve made the correction to the headline. My apologies for mixing the two vehicles up.

??? Maybe I’m missing the joke, but it’s the first sentence:

“When I engaged Jeep’s trademark Quadra-Trac four-wheel-drive system, I was confident in my ability to save the day. BuyJeep”

“Heroic” is in quotes because it’s a quote.

Looks like they got Lightning McQueen to fix the road.

Saving this for when someone claims that people don’t use SUVs/trucks for off-road use.

That’s not so bad, is it? Look at the bright side - people are getting out and about in modern cars again now that the war is over.

...lol

First off, why the fuck is a 12 year old streaming.

What exactly is wrong with you people that you keep calling these “phallic enhancers?” As if people couldn’t just enjoy going fast and everything has to be about your views of masculinity. No one says this nonsense about Porsche or Tesla.

Two words: GIANT HANDS.

Pictured: MK2 parts that typically need replacement

“Don’t mind me, just replacing the turn signal bulb.”

Pictured: VW in standard “service position”

At some point, it stops being bad luck and just becomes “you’re not very good at this thing.”
In the same way that the all-time greats make their own good luck with extremely high levels of composure and skill, the mediocre make their own bad luck with average levels of those same traits.

doesn’t happen to good racers with nearly as much frequency. Like... the two people directly ahead of her.

Like the car in front of her and behind her. Instead, she went full left lock and drifted high into the wreck.

I know these deaths get a lot of grief but I actually liked them. They made me AFRAID to die. Instead of ‘Oops, died, reload from quick save’ I was like ‘OH GOD I MUST NEVER TRIGGER THIS ANIMATION AGAIN. D:’ It made dying in game actually UNPLEASANT.

That XKCD was for Spirit. This is for Opportunity:

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.