Umm, yeah, about that...

Lydia was always one of my favorite companions because she was pretty much the only one with the appropriate attitude about this whole chosen one business.

There she is, working her way up the ranks in Whiterun for years, then my shabby Breton ass wanders in off the streets, is involved in one dragon attack (along with…

Don’t be simple. Germans, working for a company founded by the Nazi party under the direction of Adolph Fucking Hitler, devised a plan to gas monkeys and humans. They skipped over Godwin and collected $200 as they passed Nazi Medical Experiments.

It wasn’t a joke; he pointed out the real, historical link between VW and Nazis.

Volkswagen (German pronunciation: [ˈfɔlksˌvaːɡŋ̍] -  listen (help·info)), shortened to VW, is a German automaker founded on May 28, 1937 by the German Labour Front under Adolf Hitler and headquartered in Wolfsburg.

So? This is in Virginia, not Germany.

Hey VW: A bunch of Germans putting monkeys (and humans too!) into a chamber filled with poison gas kind of leads to that analogy on its own.

I just started to play Skyrim in my Switch (better late than never) and was having a blast fighting against a necromancer who woudn’t stop throwing fireballs at me an Lydia.

Snowmobiles have one brake that stops the tread which, when locked, promptly fills with snow and becomes another ski. The panic is part of the fun!

I had married Lydia, and was using Stenvar as my follower. Me and Stenvar were best buds. He came over to my house and we sat around the fire and ate poisonous herbs and got high af bruh, for real. Then one time he came over and we were just hanging out, and he was like “eh?” and he gestured at Lydia, like he wanted…

who solve crimes by their smell and can teleport using selfies

I appreciate cosplay that doesn’t have to say “Hey check out this awesome costume, AND MY AMAZING TITS”

She kept it real.

Their are some people who take there grammar way to serious.

No not for a sim. For a Karting or arcade game, yes. Not for a sim though.

It still looks better than the halo, regardless.

You are the reason iRacing exists.

And some fps team shooters allow you to kill your own team, doesn’t make you any less of a douche for doing it because the game allows it. The physics allows for accidents, makes it real, and in allowing for that people can just do it if they want, game can’t stop them. The point of the game however is to race cleanly…

Scott Speed has acted like this for a long time. When someone calls him out for acting like an ass, his favorite defense is usually something along the lines of “I’m a real life racecar driver and you’re a fucking loser”.

I’m mostly disappointed becasue I was a fan of his real life performance. He struggled in Formula…

Alanis, I have one issue that kinda face towards Jalopnik this year.

If you remember nothing else from this life, remember that women like cars because they can do whatever they damn well please.