Maserati loves company.

This house will attract the Belmont clan...

That being said covenants exist for a reason: Property Value Protection

If someone ran up to me and screamed, “Quick, tell me something about a car!” I would assume it was you and Jalopnik deadlines are no joking matter.

Easy, Mongo…

Incredible job but you forgot one detail.

Canada has a $347 overpayment...

One of the best things I’ve ever seen in my life was a Bentley Arnage parked in a handicapped spot in the public garage at the Battery with four boots on it, one on each wheel.

Brilliant! Now I see our strategy for stopping their missile tests.

I will never be that metal. You will never be that metal.

True, the Chinese gave us a good kicking for a few weeks there. Then again, when 500,000 Chinese come running across the border and you don’t know they’re coming, shit gets hectic. I wouldn’t attribute that to military capabilities as much as Chairman Mao’s willingness to throw half a million meaningless (to him)…

They train for this.

I read that as “prepped” because I feel like the Marine Raiders idea of preparing an exit is to throw a bunch of grenades outside first.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAP

It sounds like a deal I would negotiate. “Let’s see. If I’m reading this correctly, you get everything and I get the shaft. Sounds good! Where do I sign?”

Really ANY group of people.

I have to wonder if both grilles are actually the same part, just one rotated 180 degrees relative to the other, or are they two separate stampings.
Now, if this vehicle was made by the Brits, I guarantee you that they would be two totally non-interchangeable parts. Hand made on a wooden form by a retired blacksmith…

Or replace the headlights with more grills...for racing