*Disclaimer: Don´t try this if your skin tone is not snow white. You will suffer a severe case of instant lead poisoning.

Here’s two.

Needs moar

"Giuseppe, you know why I like to be a track marshal?"

For those of you heading over to YouTube, a warning... During the 1977 South African Grand Prix, Renzo Zorzi pulled his car off to the left side of the track, suffering from fuel issues. The car caught fire. (Zorzi was out of the car.) Two marshals ran across the track towards the fiery car, without permission. …

Anyone who even considers doing this should be strapped to a chair like Alex DeLarge and made to watch Tom Pryce's 1977 Kyalami crash on slow-mo repeat.

Just.. Just take my wallet man, take it all!

The dragon then rolled to enforce rules, but a hobbit stole the dice before it could settle.

Thank you for validating my vasectomy.

So back to my answer of kids:

No. That's just old man Ben Kenobi.

The best thing wasthat cause I am not that computer savvy all I needed was some basic typingskills

Do you think they could find Ewan’s Beetle too?

Maybe he should ask Liam for some help. Liam has a particular set of skills for this sort of thing. Skills that he has acquired over a very long career.

and some put the odds of precipitation as low as 30%.