It’s no more absurd and cheap than that Bronx Bandbox.

13-12

Too late to back out of the relationship now.

That’s when the baby boomers started buying them all up to restore and drive the prices of everything pre-73 through the roof.

Well, with a name like Blascowitz...

Wow. What the hell happened to this site in the last 10 years? Bunch of fun-hating squares in here.

You know the best part about HOAs? It keeps the Nazis and busybodies together so the rest of us don’t have to deal with you.

Hell is other people.

All cars are like that now.

An Xbox is still going to be hundreds of dollars cheaper than a gaming PC good enough to play those games.

The only thing I use mine for is voice commands but we’ve got Cortana for that now so, yeah...

Combine with can of pepper spray/deodorant/hair spray for DIY WMD.

Somehow I don’t feel sorry for a mugger getting their throat ripped out.

For when brass knuckles just aren’t mean enough. Ouch.

Oh, man. This brings up memories of our first computer, an IBM clone running Windows 3.1. Spent many hours playing this, Breakout, Jezzball, and surfing Grolier’s Encyclopedia articles (on CD-ROM!).

I’m not the smartest or suavest guy around, but how hard is it to realize that if she REALLY wants to have sex with you, she’ll still want to have sex with you once she sobers up.

You mean you actually got yours to work?

We actually have a deer overpopulation problem in the US (hint: it’s our own damn fault; we killed/drove off their natural predators).

If this goes well then hopefully they can add the Glen or Infineon to the Chase/playoffs/WTFever they’re calling it next week as well.

That sounds like a colossal waste of money because idiots.