Chevrolet partnered with local dealer Bruce Lowrie Chevrolet in Fort Worth, Texas.

We need to bring COTD back. I’m laughing so hard that I’m crying. :)

Lots of Republicans in the comments section today...

Wow.  Who shit in your Cheerios this morning?

It makes sense they gave it no access to open water.

1st Gear: “We will now make our vehicles larger but shittier because Americans will pay more for a large car despite it being shittier. Tiguan XL with no soft touch plastics here we come!”

This made my Friday.

COTD

Every time I see one of these, which isn’t often, I go through the exact same thought process. It goes like this:

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.”

How is that different than any shopping mall or restaurant? Just wait for them to come back to the car. I can understand the underlying thought, but I think the difference in the logistics of robbery aren’t so good - particularly given that all those cars have multiple cameras that can be programmed to record their…

I suspect they are going to be akin to superchargers where they don’t often show up in “higher risk” or low income parts of cities. As they don’t need to be as saturated as gas stations, they will probably only ever appear in upper middle class areas and beyond.

Many don’t have any way to charge at home. And/or want to venture farther than their EV can go on a charge. Which for the reasonably priced ones is not particularly far.

No. After driving for 4 hours or so, I need a piss and something to eat.

I am actually curious if ol’ bronzerface might have actually torpedoed his chances at running again. He, along with his favorite prostitute Motherfucker Carlson have been trying to push a pro-Russia narrative and it’s starting to go very badly for them - the first time the GOP hasn’t fallen directly in line with his…

If there was anyone who should have a massive heart attack, its the fat orange guy. The problem is that even if he does, he basically enabled the god awful shitty behaviour that something like 40% of this country adores. The GOP has made it all very clear that they will cheat and weasel their way back into the White…

Wait for 2024. If shit for brains runs again, I predict there WILL be blood in the streets. Biden is no prize, but folks ain’t gonna put up with another round of the Lard Ass Turd...

Sell it and use it to help Ukrainians. The more I’ve been reading about Putin, the more I realize the man and his rich friends basically pillaged their own country and stole from their people. This is what happens when you put people in power who have zero regard for actually being leaders and zero regard for being…

Huge radar + satellite system probably linked to some hidden missile interceptor system. I bet this yacht can shoot down low-flying planes and sink nearby ships if needed. Or that’s the plan anyway. If there’s a plan. 

Room for at least a few dozen Ukrainian refugees on board, surely?