I hate these fucking word vomit ads. Fuck this guy. 

i’m with you. i will never, ever reward this shit.

Got quite the variety there. An i8 (apparently a Mercedes product) to Lincoln Mark VII...guess Mark VIII shoppers wouldn’t be interested?

iND has their test vehicle already. It’s only a matter of time before a variant of the M340i front gets grafted on.

How much wood would a BMW M4 chuck, if a BMW M4 could chuck wood?

No shit giant CP! Craig’s List ought to do something about keyword diarrhea like they attempt to do with the ladies who are supposedly soooooo existentially lonely and need meaningless sex.

Do you have to close your eyes when you approach from the front?

For some reason...in this one shot...in that color...I’m digging that front.

Does it feel self conscious for being the odd one out in your car fleet?

Upon parking it in your driveway, how quickly did you become a douchebag?

I think it “says” everything I need to know by looking at it. If a car makes me cringe instead of smile when I do the “look back” going into a store, then it has failed. If it were the best sounding, best driving, etc. car in the world I’d look into a Prior design bumper but since it probably isn’t, BMW design made…

With a snout that large, is it good at finding truffles in the forest?

Will the old grille swap on to it? 

Does it snarf up the white line in the road with that snoot?

Naw. If you’re asking all the money for a lo-fi Jeep restomod, you should’ve given it all the TLC it needs your owndamnself.

You have a very strong point.

It looks like it comes a California premium (San Diego craigslist).  Back in Wyoming, it’s probably 2/3 the price.

I’m not really into the Jeep thing, but I understand. This look gorgeous. On the other hand, why indeed is the work so close but not finished? Something’s fishy, and it’s not the catch of the day from some rocky shore.

Giant CP based on this

Some Jeep stan will buy it, but this is so overpriced for what you’re getting that it would take me the rest of the day to list all the negatives. Basically, this is a bare-bones nuthin’-special Jeep. BFD for the restoration and engine swap. It’s a one-season around-the-farm/beach toy. For the asking price I can buy…