I hope I never reach ‘hired a band’ level trouble.

What about a Cadillac Flower Car?

I don’t know if there would be enough structural integrity if it were filled with candy and suspended. 

“...there is something lucious here but I’ve not had enough coffee to figure it out.”

I’m sure she got over it. I mean, it’s not like he punched and elbowed her in the face while he was trying to hug his dad or anything.

“I will say Heidi’s pretty pissed at that,” Cruz said about the group text leak where his wife asked friends to flee to Cancun with them amid the “FREEZING” temps, he said on the Ruthless podcast which aired Tuesday, the New York Post reports.

Holy shit, he’s getting tall. Is your wife tall? From your descriptions in the past, I thought the height on your side of the family ranges from dwarven to Keebler elf.

Replace the roof vinyl with something, clearcoat the patina, and fix the mechanicals. That’s all I would do. Leave it ratty but preserved for some fine million-dollar pauper cruising.

“Loud for no reason!” is the New Jersey state motto.

When I saw the lede image, I immediately thought “I would drive the shit out of this, but only while wearing a completely ratty Royal Navy Commodore’s uniform from the 1850s.”

I miss my favorite jersey girl. I miss the sofa she burned on the way out even more.

Fantastic take. Reasonable miles and a Honda drivetrain seems like a NP, but I just can’t with those mods, especially that deeply stupid shift knob and the muffler delete that just makes it loud for no reason. 

Ah yes, the custom muffler delete. I know exactly what that means: Dylan here showed up to Meineke where his buddy Eddie is a tech. Eddie installed some “custom made” mandrel bends, and just... didn’t put on any mufflers.

I’m sure a better question should've been, "are you okay?" considering that they were on a wellness check. 

I’ve said this before but it is worth repeating: No good officer looks for an arrest unless a crime has been committed. For 17 years, I made arrest when I had to (warrant or OFA), the person was a danger to the community, or a crime was committed.  Why?  Because an arrest takes time.  You can blow half your shift…

Why did they even need to know these things, they should have been able to see that walking on the sidewalk was dangerous, and either left him alone or given him a lift.

Feel like we should bring back the stocks for cases like this where the public can throw rotten fruit and publicly humiliate idiots like this.

This seems like a bad situation for André and I hope he gets to keep the house, but in what world do you deal with these sums of money and there is no contract, email, napkin, or piece of tree bark with general terms and expectations of the agreement written out? Especially with friends. That way there is no emotion…