I’m sure Trump would not say the money is a waste if it were being spent on upgrading his personal plane.

*someone who has literally said children belong in coal mines to bring glory to god and that literacy is not a right

You forgot Betsy DeVos for Sec. of Education, someone who has been hostile to public education

Sadly, his transportation pick is one of his better ones.

Reminder: The new head of HUD is Ben Carson, who has no experience in housing or urban development. The new head of Transportation is the wife of the Senate majority leader. AG nominee Sessions has proven to be a very ethically hateful individual, Treasury Secretary Mnuchin is Goldman Sachs in physical form, and Chief…

Is there any part of the Presidency this guy actually wants?

Don’t tell her Jesus was Jewish. I’m sure she believes Jesus was Christian.

As a person from Québec, let me be the first to say: That maintenance truck at the end of the video desperately trying to spread sand in a last effort before peril is fucking hilarious!! 

The cop was charged with DUI, because the witnesses agreed that he was absolutely plowed.

This is the United States of America. We just elected Donald J. Trump as our president. The term “slightest bit of street smarts” does not apply to very many of our citizens.

My grandparents have gotten that call four times this year. They quickly discovered it was a scam since they don’t have a computer or an internet connection for the “service” to detect an issue with.

“That Russian aircraft carrier is under attack!”
“Negative, sir; it just does that.”
“Oh.”

What do you mean?

Also naming your twitter “@real” as if you are famous.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.

Just imagine how she is going to react when someone tells her where pistachios come from...

When the thought, “waiting for the right time to break it to the internet” crosses your mind, it’s a powerful sign that you have made poor life choices.

Good thing the kitten wasn’t found by an aircraft mechanic, or we would only know about it from the gripe sheet.

Got my cat in a similar way. I was living in Japan at the time, driving my 2008 Civic Type R, kitten I’m the middle of a 4 lane 50kph road. Stopped and tried to get him off the road, thought he ran away. He actually wedged himself in between my firewall and engine. Now I didn’t drive 300 miles, but got home that night…

Kitty is adorable.   Lt. Nick Grimmer is even more adorable!