In this day and age I’m still absolutely baffled at people who fail to wear a seatbelt. The ability for airbags to help you is seriously impaired if your body’s movement isn’t constrained so the airbags can do their job safely and properly.

I have an uncomfortable amount of want for this right now.

Perhaps this will help while in the Arctic.

Here’s a bit of car history you might not know: for years and years, every single man, woman and child in America drove a busted-ass old Ford LTD. And then Soichiro Honda sailed to the United States in 1986 and declared, “I have a found a better way to live.” His invention was called the “hatchback.” Since then, the…

Yeah the thing with today’s NPoCP is that it is trying to catch the bubble that exists around air stream RVs which are of similar aircraft aluminum construction and have become very sought after. It’s sort of like the air cooled VW Samba vans that have suddenly become the must have for rich hipsters.  

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I mean, its just a nondescript bucket. Its not like it says “STOLEN GOLD LEAF” on the side.

But you waited until you got to West to get kolaches, right?!

But honestly, once you take a ‘salvage car’ and attach it to a mutant chassis, what are you expecting? 5 star crash test rating? If anything, this is a jovial use of a salvage car rather than the ‘everything is fine’ bait and switch. It least it LOOKS dangerous and people will treat it as such.

> the seller says that all the Mini’s factory bits work as they should.

OMG I have lived in Central Texas since I was five. I know exactly that patch of ugly you describe. When you see it, you are at once appalled and delighted (because you are so hungry by the time you hit that point in your trip). Fun fact, I used to go to dog shows over in McGreger, near Waco and Crawford in the W.…

Homie, how are you not waiting til West to get some of the kolache goodness? I never stopped in Waco on my drives from UT back to Dallas.

I spent a week in Waco one night.

P.S. I am from central Texas, which means we drove through Waco every time we went to Dallas. The only thing I love about that town is that BEAUTIFUL collection of fast food restaurants directly across the interstate from Baylor. They had everything a hungry driver could ever want.

Talk about Koreshing my hopes and dreams, amirite?

This deserves all the stars and $12 of my favorite dollars to try. Oh wait. Redbull. $12 of my favorite dollars to have a friend try it and tell me about it.

Sure: Pink Topped Punching Lady, aka White Trash Russian with a twist:

Ingredients: Redbull, 1 2/3 oz Grain alcohol, 1 oz Fresh cream, 1/8 tsp red KoolAid powder.

PSA: Don’t buy a car from a seller that uses the word “dope”, and also doesn’t know the difference between “there” and “they’re”. Also, his piss-poor taste was probably also applied to maintenance/mods.