I mean, I don’t consider it overblown that I was lied to about my car’s basic stats, got a car that is a lot worse for the enviornment than any other random car I might have purchased and that I paid more for the service of being lied to.

If only car salespeople knew about their product like these heroes do.

Too bad it didn’t eat that Avenger

They changed the V6 on them in 2006 to a 3.6, and they also added a 6 speed auto. It’s straight up 300hp afaik.

Later ones have a 300hp v6.

these did not make the list?

Do you really think Jason, with no governmental experience, who applied as a joke, could really get a high-ranking position in the US government?

Don’t know if medium-effort (had to look up names!) troll-job or delusional...

No no no, Jason you read it all wrong! They’ll want you to be oppressing minor and obscure races, not promoting them!

the orange man does seem to be selecting complete lunatics, so I do think you’ve got a shot!

2014 Dodge Avenger.

Why did they install a mailbox in the dash?

Hold my state-sold case of Yuengling and watch this.

Anyone buying a compass is probably not too concerned with the functionality of their grille. Or performance. Or off roading.

Mountain cops don’t mess around. I’ll bet Avon is getting a couple new police edition Explorers.

Maybe, but we don’t know anything about what has happened in his life outside the football field and what he chooses to make public. As with the vast majority of people, his private life is private.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

All I could think was how much it reminded me of a Monte Carlo...which isn’t what you want a semi-exotic Italian car to ever remind you of.

so fuck off.