Is it me or could a lot of the stories of Soichiro-era Honda read like this:

Honestly, I would love to see some Camry Corners at C-a-C. I would give a chuckle at not only the joke concept itself, but also the owner’s self-awareness of the joke.

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

a salvage titled giblet with what bullet holes on the driver’s side and blood stains on the seats, CP all the day long

I don’t like silicone radiators, I prefer them to be natural.

A car his voters can truly appreciate...gotta add some smog pipes though. Plus; imagine all the “liberals” you can run over with that on your way to Air Force Dumb.  

You should look up why the Buick Lacrosse is called the Allure in Canada.

One of the reasons Democrats are upset is because President Obama was not afforded the same opportunity you’re talking about. Four days before his first inauguration, Rush Limbaugh said his hope was for Obama to fail as president. The leader of the Republicans in the Senate, Mitch McConnell, openly declared that his…

Needs white walls.

It will look nice parked out front of his white house.

“Its all my hair...i promise you”

This! (holds up vial of inky blue goop that’s slowly smoldering)

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

I wonder if he’ll keep his personal car.

I can’t wait until Trump puts his gold-leaf wrap on it.

I think I once heard Donald Trump say he was reaching for the “summit” but now I know what he really meant.

That was a good ad. “It has a 4-speed/5-speed transmission”

I actually love this car, then and now...but I have a tendency to like cars that have more conservative designs (re: 1st-gen Toyota Highlander).

I LOL’d.

This post made me stumble upon the best ad for a Plymouth Laser I’ve ever seen: https://atlanta.craigslist.org/wat/cto/5851586889.html