The same way the US has really strict drug laws. We buy drugs from them and they buy guns from us.

I herd that those strippers really have the mooves.

They’re not sending their best…

Na, the truly critical things are kept in your pockets. Keys, wallet/passport and phone. Everything else you can replace. Everything in your PC should be backed up. The rest of it is not worth risking your life or (more importantly) everyone else to grab and carry a bag as you’re trying to exit a plane that’s on fire.

Torch - Any love for an actually car in a Halloween costume?

If only the state could issue some sort of unique identifier that would allow people to be able to positively identify a car... I’ll write my congressman now.

This is the hometown of your very own weekend editor. Just thought you’d all like to know.

It definitely looks good, but to be honest if you took off the VW badge, I would’ve easily thought this was a new Ford Explorer. The interior is pretty close too.

Our criminals are not trustworthy.

I’m honestly interested to see it just to find out how she lit her boobs. She’s either shining her phone’s flash in her face and blinding herself (which would certainly exacerbate the situation) or she had the interior lights on, which would really attract attention from other motorists.

Aggie’s gonna Aggie.

On top of that, to be a 19yo college student with a newish Acura SUV means she certainly ain’t surviving on ramen like a lot of us once did.

She is from Texas A&M.

Here in New Zealand half of our buildings are forged using the bones of unicorns. SkyCity even uses their tears to flush out the urinals!

God, when I see those people riding their fixie bicycles in their Chuck Taylors, smoking their Marlboro Reds, I just want to just pull over, turn off NPR and jump out of my Audi to beat them with my messenger bag.

Just throw some tighty-whiteys upside down over the headrest to protect them. It’s a Camaro so it kinda fits.

An investment like Enron!

This is the type of car that an old fat, goatee’d white guy who wears Tommy Bahama shirts buys as “an investment” for the future. He’s also constantly screaming, “Shut up, Debra!” at his wife for minor infractions.

Why sign the headrest of all places. Your hair is just going to rub it off. Do you think they have an unsigned headrest they throw on when they go for a drive.