Or other motions with your hands. 

Nicely put!

Sync 3 is totally different than Sync. The updates and upgrades are night and day.

I know Tom used it as an example, but that Magma Red color on that truck is amazing.

Woo-hoo! Maybe I can get hit a pair of assless chaps. I wonder if I can get that as an official Ford accessory, or will the aftermarket have to step in.

The point is, barring the dreaded minivan (which would make us look like Nation of Sissies-insert eyeroll here), there really isn’t a vehicle on the market today where we can stuff our processed food, overweight families in relative comfort. They are the butch equivalent of a Grand Marquis or Town Car, depending on…

SO....it’s a camper. That makes the whole country his backyard!

I have rented several Ford 4 door F150's and truly see their appeal to most buyers, even if nothing gets loaded in the bed. They are huge inside and make for a comfortable mode of transport for 5 or six. It’s like a modern Grand Marquis or Town Car depending on trim. Apart from the dreaded minivan, I really can’t…

I happen to like Fords. The sync 3 system, the controls, the general feel of Fords. Plus, as mentioned, it’s not a Fiat Jeep. I’d certainly buy one, as I need a capable off roader just to get to my house.

The Oregon front plate and CA rear plate give me pause, especially given that it’s for sale in AZ.

The miles is not so much a concern for me. The broken stuff can be fixed at that price.

He was referring to the Transit Custom, which we do not get in the US. He was only using the Metris for a size comparison.

The whole Town Car part is wrong. It’s my (limited) understanding that Rolls/Bentley provide cars for her, even if that meant going to a favored customer in the area to procure one.

This way you only piss off one friend instead of three when it breaks down in the middle of nowhere.

I NEVER thought I would say this, but this little piggy makes me want a Tesla.

Eggplant over peach is the only acceptable answer, and don’t advertise a damn thing.

Did you happen to see the little blonde 4-5 year old full on drunk sorority girl crying because she didn’t was to get out? Her little runnels of tears through all the dust on her face looked like reverse mascara.

They have the SSV HD Suburban 4x4's as well.

That styling (like most modern Audis) it to put it kindly, unfortunate.

No to be terribly pedantic, but GMC made the first “Escalade”, a design study (actually a complete car) and presented it to Cadillac as a design for them to take and sell as their own. Cadillac turned them down because the brand did not sell “trucks”.